All the characters in the blog are fictitious. Any resemblemce to any person living or dead is purely coincidental.
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Congo dear........ u desirved it rite naa.......
My world went around the day when Ashish Chandra called me up from the library to tell me 'she ' had commented on my status.My ecstacy went out of all bounds and within minutes I meandered my way through 'nerds', to Ashish hardly believing my luck.I was still 'basking in the glory ' of having her commented on my status when in a true FB style an update appeared.
"Avni Patel has changed her profile picture"
wooooooooooooooooooooow
All the hard work put in for a month to change a "FRUSTU" tag came down to ashes!!
Why is it that a stupid, miniscule little comment made my world go around her in circles?
What had changed?Had she broken up? See. I m still foolishly even writing about the possibilities of what could be going on in her mind.Let me give that angle one more degree. Had something changed? Maybe she is feeling sorry for me.I am still making probablistic statements , probablity of which being true is negligible. (Isi liye pehli baar JEE fail aur dusri baar 4089... woh bhi CSE at ISM).
Maybe she's fought with Aditi(our mutual gud friend).Yeah!She hasnot answered my wall post. She was online the other day.
I am treading insane roads, roads that start from nowhere and lead to practically nowhere.I've gone insane.
Yes, 'Insane' is the word.
Girls have this talent, the meticulous art of driving guys nuts, and even getting their 'nuts' crushed some times.When we want to spend time with them they have their 'bloody majbooris'(read periods) and we are not trying to understand their situation. When they go out with you they will hang on to their dildoes(translate to hindi, pun intended) even after orgasm. ‘This' activity of theirs should drive us nuts. Shouldn't it? Not according to them. 'This' is their way of being loyal to their boyfriends ( read possessive, insecure appendages).
"He thinks there is something between us. "
However 'this' public display of affections doesn’t ire them. And then an unexpected call just because she felt like talking to me .All this after all bonds of friendship are dead and buried.And , after the call asked whether we could be friends again? Please donot guess the answer.
This is how GIRLS are; emotionally insane, intellectually foolish, rationally stupid and logically illogical.
Going back to the euphoria and doubt surrounding the comment.I always wanted her to comment on my status.Didn't I? Damn ! Yes. When she did, I am busy analysing the cost benefits associated with the deal for her.This is how 'we' are. Rational animals or rather , rational dinosaurs( sounds more dangerous).Plain and simple!
When they come easy , we call them !@##$ (hindi). When they go slow, we write blogs(like this one).When we have them, we want to get rid of them, when we don’t have them..."FRUSTU"... they call us( rightly so).
The objective? .. "Ek pair past m h, aur ek pair future m tabhi to aaj pe mut rhe h ."
I donot know where this is leading me but as a matter of fact.. we want to be around our "wannabe babes".. dont we?.. so its time we settled this lopsided adjustment contest and struck a balance between emotional foolery and intellectual rationalisation instead of writing blogs.. I suppose!!
Damn!! I need a girlfriend!
